Just So You Know
We Guardian Angels hate being Heaven's customer service. We have to deal with people who are the first to complain, the first to threaten to sue, the first to threaten to kill themselves, but who are way too lazy to do anything to help themselves?
That's the reason why we Serial Killer Guardian Angels kill them---to stop the whining, to stop humans from looking to us to save them. We absolutely hate humans who will go through any lengths to force us to solve their problem for them.
We target the ones who spend energy demanding a free rescue -- when those humans should be spending the time helping themselves. We want to say to those people before we kill them: What the hell makes you so special that we have to save you? You simply have demonstrated that you do not deserve to live because you make our lives miserable, especially you full-grown adults who whine like 4-year olds.
All the problems in your life are not our responsibility to fix. And when you pray to us, we just kill you to shut you up. Just so you know.
That's the reason why we Serial Killer Guardian Angels kill them---to stop the whining, to stop humans from looking to us to save them. We absolutely hate humans who will go through any lengths to force us to solve their problem for them.
We target the ones who spend energy demanding a free rescue -- when those humans should be spending the time helping themselves. We want to say to those people before we kill them: What the hell makes you so special that we have to save you? You simply have demonstrated that you do not deserve to live because you make our lives miserable, especially you full-grown adults who whine like 4-year olds.
All the problems in your life are not our responsibility to fix. And when you pray to us, we just kill you to shut you up. Just so you know.
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