Career Complainers
Just because you are constantly unhappy with your life does not give you the excuse to constantly complain to us. We Serial Killer Guardian Angels cannot fix your life for you.
This is why we became serial killers.
You humans become totally unreasonable in your demands and prayers because you think you are always entitled to help. But you are annoying. And a royal pain in the butt. You humans are ungrateful. We go the extra mile for you, but the continuous backlog of human whining upsets us, and we are tired of your complaints. You humans are impossible to please.
We Guardian Angels have to stand up for ourselves. This is why we find ways to get rid of you whiners.
This is why we push you in front of cars. We give you heart attacks. We make sure you follow through on your plans for suicide. Ones that thought of killing yourself is in your head, we make sure you go through with it. We convince you. We make sure you are in precarious positions, so that your untimely and unfortunate death in seen in news stations all over the world. And no one will suspect we did it.
Because you are just troublemakers to us. You go through great lengths and many long, depressing prayers to get our attention. Well, you got our attention. And when we slash, stab, slice, and strangle you, you get what you deserve.
Oh, we understand why you do it. You miserable humans have a prehistoric brain that wakes your rage, anxiety, and fear, and shuts you down, allowing us to shut you up.
Because you make OUR lives miserable.
Stop wasting our time. Stop taking advantage of us. Go ahead, Pray. We will always find a way to get rid of you.
This is why we became serial killers.
You humans become totally unreasonable in your demands and prayers because you think you are always entitled to help. But you are annoying. And a royal pain in the butt. You humans are ungrateful. We go the extra mile for you, but the continuous backlog of human whining upsets us, and we are tired of your complaints. You humans are impossible to please.
We Guardian Angels have to stand up for ourselves. This is why we find ways to get rid of you whiners.
This is why we push you in front of cars. We give you heart attacks. We make sure you follow through on your plans for suicide. Ones that thought of killing yourself is in your head, we make sure you go through with it. We convince you. We make sure you are in precarious positions, so that your untimely and unfortunate death in seen in news stations all over the world. And no one will suspect we did it.
Because you are just troublemakers to us. You go through great lengths and many long, depressing prayers to get our attention. Well, you got our attention. And when we slash, stab, slice, and strangle you, you get what you deserve.
Oh, we understand why you do it. You miserable humans have a prehistoric brain that wakes your rage, anxiety, and fear, and shuts you down, allowing us to shut you up.
Because you make OUR lives miserable.
Stop wasting our time. Stop taking advantage of us. Go ahead, Pray. We will always find a way to get rid of you.
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